Friday, November 30, 2012

Celebrity Blind Beauty Item: Who is Taking the Bold Brows and Big Lashes Trends a Bit Too Literally?

Guess which former pop tartlet should start being a bit more “judge”-mental about the way her makeup looks on live TV?  Thanks to an overzealous makeup artist, this star’s face looks like a battleground between warring tar-coated tarantulas (her eyelashes) and tar-coated caterpillars (her eyebrows).  When I’m watching her show I can’t help but to be distracted by waiting for her to blink to see if her lashes will seal shut like venus flytraps or if her badly drawn brows are going to start bleeding down her face.


Let’s break down what she should be doing for her hot mess of a situation:

Tarantulashes: I’m sorry, but there are only two valid excuses for not having eyelash extensions 1. Can’t spare the cash 2. Super-sensitive watering eyes.  We know #1 isn’t a problem for her and judging by the amount of eye makeup she wears I’m assuming #2 isn’t an issue either.  She should get lash extensions on the top (I highly recommend Xtreme Lashes) and Lash Dip (It’s like a 2-week natural-looking mascara) or a lash tint on the bottom.  The gloppy mess on her lashes just isn’t okay. To learn more why I’m obsessed with lash extensions click here.

Warlock Brows:  I get that bold brows are in but let’s not be ridiculous. It looks like her makeup artist took a black kohl pencil and outlined slightly outside her entire brow area and then filled both shapes in solid with the pencil.  She looks like a cartoon villain.  What her makeup artist should have done — First choose a brow pencil like Anastasia Perfect Brow Pencil ($22) that matches our tartlet’s brows.  Then angle the pencil 45° and lightly feather hair-length strokes through the brows (operative word being lightly).  Then set brows with a clear gel like Anastasia Brow Gel ($21). Voila!

Can you guess who our offending pop tartlet is?  Leave a comment or email me and I’ll tell you if you’re right!  

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4 Responses to “Celebrity Blind Beauty Item: Who is Taking the Bold Brows and Big Lashes Trends a Bit Too Literally?”

  1. December 01, 2012 at 10:24 pm, Angeka said:

    Well its between Mario Lopez or Prince?
    Happy Sat!


  2. December 02, 2012 at 4:59 am, Lisa Stovall said:

    It’s definitely Demi Lavato. I completely agree with you. It makes her look like a rabid clown. She’s so pretty. She doesn’t need all of that crap on her face. She needs to go more natural. At least she didn’t cut her hair off and dye it blonde like Miley Cyrus. I hope she doesn’t have that hair style when she gets married.


  3. December 12, 2012 at 5:33 pm, Danae said:

    Definitely Demi Lovato. Her makeup artist definitely needs to bring it down a notch. There’s the brows, and the eyelashes, and then when they crank the lipstick up too, it’s just too much for her face.


  4. December 09, 2013 at 8:55 pm, Mel said:

    Who is it? I LIVE for my eyelash extensions. Every 2 months when they run out, I buy a new groupon, read the yelp ratings, and get those suckers put on one-by-one. The mink ones are pretty good. Any other good ones out there? The only issue is that eyelash extensions are a lot like the gel manicure trend. They’re great for awhile, but then start to get yucky and ruin what is underneath (your cracked nail bed or the little eyelashes you once had). It’s like crack, and now I’m addicted! Good bye mascara and eye shadow for everrrr.


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