Monday, February 25, 2013

Oscars 2013 Red Carpet Reflux (I Mean Recap)

Oh my lovelies, for those of you who follow me on Twitter or Facebook you know last night’s red carpet was simply traumatizing for this beauty addict.  Where was the glitz? Where was the glamour? Since when did messy matronly updos become an acceptable trend?  And where the hell was the red carpet makeup? Based on the majority of looks last night I’m pretty sure the LA makeup artists are on silent strike. That’s the only conclusion I can come to after seeing several starlets whose faces and dresses were both devoid of color.  Luckily, a select few of the celebrities rebelled against the boring plague last night by actually showing up in black tie beauty (imagine wearing black tie makeup and hair to the most formal event of the year? How novel) and so yes, I do actually have  a fewpositive things to say, but don’t expect too much sunshine and roses. Oh and by the way, in protest I refuse to show you Jennifer Aniston because you could honestly be looking at any photo of her from the past couple years. I just can’t condone it.

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What did you think of the Oscars last night? Who were some of your favorites?

 

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8 Responses to “Oscars 2013 Red Carpet Reflux (I Mean Recap)”

  1. February 25, 2013 at 10:01 pm, Angela said:

    Hello Janna-I think the Oscars were a big disappointment overall. I totally agree you with about Jennifer A…I personally can not stand her…Where the beans were the hot couple of Angelina and Brad? And Reese needs some bangs…I don’t recall her forehead looking that way…maybe she was playing grass hockey…Love all your comments and suggestions how to improve their looks
    Anne H needs to eat a darn burger and the Impala headlight look was gross and even my husband who was not thrilled to watch the Oscars made comments about Anne H and her look. It looked like a bad prom dress..yucky….

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    • February 25, 2013 at 10:53 pm, janna said:

      I am so over Anne Hathaway and her synthetic humility AND her visible nips. Trashy.

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  2. February 25, 2013 at 10:35 pm, Melanie said:

    Right on, Janna! You were pretty spot on with all your critiques. I had to work during the Oscar’s, so I was elated to see your Oscar Update to get the 411 on the styles and glam out there. What a hot mess. When did vampires come to the Oscars? I mean, REALLY?!? Horrible hair and make-up all around. Some nice dresses though a la Naomi Watts in that one-shoulder beaded cut-out design. Just divine.

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    • February 25, 2013 at 10:52 pm, janna said:

      Naomi Watts looked great. I loved the futuristic meets art deco dress. But yes, the beauty was a HUGE disappointment. I refused to even put Kristen Stewart in this because she didn’t even bother to brush her hair. It was like she forgot she had the Oscars to attend.

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      • February 26, 2013 at 9:42 pm, Angela said:

        Janna-
        So funny I did not see Kristen Stewart until I saw photos on Yahoo…and I was wondering why you did not run her over with J Lo’s #6 train….Maybe she had hot sex on her way over…..????
        Angela

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        • February 27, 2013 at 5:13 pm, janna said:

          Why I didn’t include that train wreck? Because she didn’t even bother to brush her hair or get her dress fitted. She’s doesn’t deserve to be critiqued.

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  3. March 01, 2013 at 4:22 pm, Staging Intervention for: Jennifer Aniston - Beauty Binge | Beauty Binge said:

    […] know, I know… I said I wouldn’t even show Jennifer Aniston’s photos in my Oscars post  because I was so disgusted with her “let me just run a brush through my hair and throw on a […]

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  4. March 04, 2015 at 10:41 pm, John said:

    Dude, here.

    Amanda Seyfriend, Princess of the Arctic, for the Win.

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