Posts Tagged ‘Beauty Police’

Thursday, November 21, 2013

I Know I’ve Been MIA… But I SWEAR I Have a Good Excuse!

…And her name is Stella Rose!

For those of you who feel completely abandoned by me, cursing my good name… How can you stay mad at me when you see my adorable excuse? Of course maybe I’m being narcissistic and you didn’t even notice I’ve been gone. Either way… The cute little princess in a tutu has taken up a great deal of time, but I’m ready to get back to beauty business!

Now, don’t worry… This isn’t going to turn into a mommy blog (though I do have a cute “Mommy and Me” skincare story). I’m just as bitchy as ever. Don’t believe me? Well, you obviously haven’t been reading my E! Entertainment Beauty Police column. I’ve been back with Beauty Police since last Monday and let’s just say I’ve been writing more “Beauty Bailouts” than “Get the Looks”.

So keep your eye out for more Beauty Binge posts and keep reading my E! Beauty Police for snarky commentary and makeup how-to’s. Binge on, lovelies!

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Sunday, June 9, 2013

E! Entertainment Beauty Police Round-Up: June 3rd – 7th

Hello, my lovelies! Please accept my apologies for being MIA this past week.  I was in LA at the E! offices the early part of the week and then I came home with a nasty cold. The only thing that can make me grumpier than being sick is being sick while being pregnant. I just rejoined the land of the living today and I’m ready to get back to beauty bingeing! I have some fun posts planned for the next couple weeks so make sure you check back!

I’m listing this past week’s E! Beauty Police columns. Keep in mind that even though the first half of each column is my snarky analysis, the second half is either a useful Beauty Bailout or Get the Look. For example, in the Karlie Kloss post you can learn how to make your cheekbones look more pronounced and highlight your skin to give it an ethereal glow. In the Beyonce post, you can find out how to fix a common makeup mistake (I’m not telling you what it is because I want you to guess!).

6/3: Beauty Police: Jenny McCarthy Dresses as Her Drag Queen Doppelgänger for Las Vegas Event

6/4: Beauty Police: Karlie Kloss’ Ethereal Skin Stole the Show at the CFDA Awards

6/5: Beauty Police: Zosia Mamet’s Hair and Makeup Tells a Tale From the Crypt

6/6: Beauty Police: Sheryl Crow Skips the CMT Awards Glitz and Glam, Ends Up Looking Perfect

6/7: Beauty Police: Beyoncé’s Minimal Makeup Is AlmostPerfect—Can You Find the Flaw?!

Enjoy the week, my beauties!

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Friday, May 17, 2013

E! Entertainment’s “Beauty Police” Round-Up: May 13th – 17th

It’s been a fun week of breaking down celebrity beauty looks. Luckily the celebs never fail in giving me plenty of material!

5/13: Beauty Police: Eva Longoria’s Makeup Pays Homage to the Real Housewives of New Jersey

5/14: Beauty Police: Sarah Jessica Parker, Bring Back Your Sex and the City Hair!

5/15: Beauty Police: Mindy Kaling Gets Caught in a Wind Tunnel…And We Like It!

5/16: Beauty Police: Avril Lavigne is a Punk Rock Corpse Bride in Terrifying Makeup

5/17: Beauty Police: Nicole Kidman Has a Hair and Makeup Identity Crisis at Cannes

Have a great weekend my lovelies!

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Friday, May 3, 2013

E! Entertainment’s “Beauty Police” Round-Up: April 29th – May 3rd

I had so much fun writing for E! Entertainment’s Fashion Police this week in my new daily column “Beauty Police.” Now, keep in mind E! has asked me to bitchy so don’t strangle me if I’m too tough on your favorite celebrities.  But come on… JLo does look like a drag queen in the photo and Rita Ora shouldn’t have left the house looking like that. For copyright reasons I can’t show you the photos on Beauty Binge so I guess you’ll just have to click on the links below to see what I’m talking about!  Be sure to check out the last post “Luxe for Less” to see some of my recommendations for best beauty bargains.

4/29: Beauty Police: Jennifer Lopez Auditions for RuPaul’s Drag Race in Makeup Fit for a Drag Queen

4/30: Beauty Police: Sophia Bush Raids Her Grandmother’s Makeup Bag for This Bland Make-under

5/1: Beauty Police: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Take Makeup Lessons From Zombies

5/2: Beauty Police: Winona Ryder’s Vintage Hollywood Glam Look Has Us Shouting, “Winona Forever!”

5/3: Beauty Police: Rita Ora Goes Full on ’80s With Big Bouffant Hair and Caked-On Makeup

5/3: PHOTOS: Beauty Police: Luxe for Less

 

 

 

 

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Monday, April 29, 2013

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m the New Voice of E! Online’s “Beauty Police!” Column

 

Hello my lovelies! I am SO excited to announce that I will be writing a snarky (let’s be honest… downright bitchy) daily column for E! Online for their Fashion Police brand.  It started today and I don’t want to inundate you with posts so if you want to read them in real-time make sure you “like” my Facebook page here since I will be posting links to every column as soon as they’re posted.  Also, at the end of every week I will put together a round-up post so you can click whichever stories appeal to you. Just keep in mind I’m being paid to be bitchy so don’t get too mad at me if I slam your favorite celeb.

First column: Beauty Police: Jennifer Lopez Auditions for RuPaul’s Drag Race in Makeup Fit for a Drag Queen

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