This celebrity, famous for her cat-shaped eyes, past marriage to royalty, and contract with an international cosmetics powerhouse showed up to premiere of her new comedy that stars two of the biggest comedians in the business in a stunning dress, sultry smoked eyes and really bad ombre mall hair. I’m sorry but if you can get the ombre look in a box at your local drug store, the look is officially over, at the least for celebrities. Aside from the awful color, her hair looked dull and lifeless, as though she had been using hotel shampoo conditioner and nothing else for the past month. And she had this strange part down the middle which seemed to accentuate the thinness of her hair and made the style ever more offensive. Her hairstylist needs to be shot or at least demoted to reality TV starlets.janna Tags Beauty Blind Item, Celebrities, Celebrity Beauty, Celebrity Blind Beauty Item, Hair, Limp Hair, Ombre, Oribe, Volumizing Products
It’s time to be bitchy and figure out my Celebrity Beauty Blind Item! Guess which diva-slash-actress went on a morning show this week looking like she was promoting a remake of Working Girl? We’re talking bangs at least 4 inches high and sprayed to the bejesus. This diva is usually flawless in the beauty department so you can imagine how shocked I was when I saw this incriminating photo. Aside from the sprayed to the sky bangs, her ends look like they’ve taken a beating from all the highlights and hot tools, making her hair appear dry and brittle.
What should she do? First of all, she needs to fire her hairstylist who could be stabbed in certain circles for trying to bring back the Staten Island 80s trend. Judging by this pic of him (it’s a him, right?), he’s trying to recreate his own rockin’ coif on our Diva. Second, our Diva needs to get herself a deep conditioning treatment at a salon. Third, she needs to follow up with a weekly mask like Phytocitrus Restructuring Mask for Color-Treated Hair ($38), which is perfect for treating overly-abused tresses. I mean come on… you would think a woman who demands everything in a hotel be white before she steps foot would expect a bit more from her beauty team.Posted by janna Tags Celebrities, Celebrity Beauty Blind Item, Celebrity Blind Beauty Item
Celebrity Blind Beauty Item: Who is Taking the Bold Brows and Big Lashes Trends a Bit Too Literally?
Guess which former pop tartlet should start being a bit more “judge”-mental about the way her makeup looks on live TV? Thanks to an overzealous makeup artist, this star’s face looks like a battleground between warring tar-coated tarantulas (her eyelashes) and tar-coated caterpillars (her eyebrows). When I’m watching her show I can’t help but to be distracted by waiting for her to blink to see if her lashes will seal shut like venus flytraps or if her badly drawn brows are going to start bleeding down her face.
Let’s break down what she should be doing for her hot mess of a situation:
Tarantulashes: I’m sorry, but there are only two valid excuses for not having eyelash extensions 1. Can’t spare the cash 2. Super-sensitive watering eyes. We know #1 isn’t a problem for her and judging by the amount of eye makeup she wears I’m assuming #2 isn’t an issue either. She should get lash extensions on the top (I highly recommend Xtreme Lashes) and Lash Dip (It’s like a 2-week natural-looking mascara) or a lash tint on the bottom. The gloppy mess on her lashes just isn’t okay. To learn more why I’m obsessed with lash extensions click here.
Warlock Brows: I get that bold brows are in but let’s not be ridiculous. It looks like her makeup artist took a black kohl pencil and outlined slightly outside her entire brow area and then filled both shapes in solid with the pencil. She looks like a cartoon villain. What her makeup artist should have done — First choose a brow pencil like Anastasia Perfect Brow Pencil ($22) that matches our tartlet’s brows. Then angle the pencil 45° and lightly feather hair-length strokes through the brows (operative word being lightly). Then set brows with a clear gel like Anastasia Brow Gel ($21). Voila!
Can you guess who our offending pop tartlet is? Leave a comment or email me and I’ll tell you if you’re right!Posted by janna Tags Anastasia, Bold Brows, Celebrities, Celebrity Blind Beauty Item, Eyelash Extensions, Trends, Xtreme Lashes